If you marry a chicago girl

The first man married a woman from SAN DIEGO.

He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from SEATTLE. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CHICAGO. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

Where can you pickup a nasty soot rash?

Coal miners daughter

What do Gay Irish guys come out of?

A linen closet lol

Ipad

i am getting very interested in this device. But the price tag is a bit over the top.

Facebook vers Myspace

I really think Myspace is to childless and childlike. I wish i know how to cancel my Myspace account. It's just not in my age group.

Hoda on today show

she makes a comment on tv about tweeting, "I do think it's dangerous, It's danger zone out there. I don't think about things, you just put it out there.

My Comment - Sure your a female so you don't think before you write. You think it's just safe to tweet about your personal life. Free willy and so forth. You don't care about the repercussions that will happen later. What ever happen to security and keeping things private?!

google ad words

trying to get this setup, but what a pain in the ass. will post more about this asap